Sunday, 4 May 2008

Luka Modric, my first Spurs interview...

Press - So Luka what made you decide to sign for Tottenham Hotspur?

Modric - They are a great club with a great pedigree and its makes me so proud to play for the team currently top of the English Premier League.

Press - (collectively laughing)No seriously Luka, with reported interested from the likes of the 'Top Four' what made you choose Tottenham?

Modric - Like I said... its because we're top of the League and I'm really looking forward to automatic qualification to the Champions League proper, something I couldn't get at Dinamo. I know the rest of the 'Top Four' (Newcastle, Wigan and Middlesborough) were in for me, they're all great clubs but with Tottenham located so close to the home of my great friend Eduardo(currently playing for Championship side Arsenal FC) it was an easy decision to make.

Press - (collectively crying in laughter) Well Luka, maybe you can answer this question seriously. What are your hopes for Tottenham next season, do you believe you have the quality to challenge for a European place?

Modric - Seriously(I am being serious!)? I fully expect us to win the League, this AND next season! European qualification shouldn't be in question!

Press - (collectively rolling around in fits of laughter) Surely with Tottenham currently occupying 11th place in the League with 3 games to go you can't be serious about winning the Title?

Modric - What is wrong with you, haven't you seen the it?! Hey Daniel(Levy), pass me the paper please... Look, look at the table!

P GD PTS

Tottenham 35 6 42

Newcastle 35 -16 42

Wigan 35 -17 36

Middlesbrough 35 -18 36

Sunderland 35 -21 36

Bolton 35 -20 32

Reading 35 -28 32

Birmingham 35 -17 31

Fulham 35 -26 27

Derby 35 -59 11

Press (collectively wetting themselves) - Luka, thats the bottem half of the Premier League table, didn't Daniel(Levy) tell you that?

Modric - WHAT!? No he did not!!! Daniel? Daniel? Where's he gone?

Press (silently holding back tears of laughter) - We're sorry Luka, you've been done mate!

Luka - Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!..